December 2009
42 posts
Oh tumblr, I almost forgot
Because I’m house sitting I obviously forgot to bring stuff so I made the trip back home to grab some stuff, come back in.. Lock the door. Lady is missing. Then Shannon knocked on te door and she had a massive bunny rabbit in her arms. I figured she may have got in a bit of ‘biffo’ with some kids up the court and the winner got a bunny (Shannon once had a bunny, but was stolen)...
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Let me know how much of a jerk you think I am.
My girlfriend went to bed around 11pm.. I told her IDE be about half an hour while I smashed some xbox (see best Christmas present ever).. After getting scared in this house (also currently house sitting her brother & girlfriends house, sorry I forgot to tell you tumblr) I realised it was 1:30am. Eek.
So now I still can’t sleep and shannons very much asleep and I’m playing...
It's Christmas
I’ve already exchanged presents with my girl.
I now have an xbox 360 elite.
Oh so pretty. Best girlfriend ever.
Now she’s asleep and I’m playing call of duty. I love you Christmas.
But seriously. Everyone of my real life pals - I love you. Be safe.
It’s Christmas eve and all I want to do is sleep. I need to go start my Christmas shopping.
I’m going to start my festive day with a cinnamon gingerbread ice chocolate because that’s the kind of man I am today. A festive one.
American Pie
I just remembered I recently purchased the American pie boxset monies the 20478204 new ones that are floating around. I have the ones with stiffler. The ones that count.
Most of my movie collection is movies like this, every movie like old school, road trip. Every movie with matt damon(dude crush, don’t ask), Vince Vaughn/Owen Wilson combo, oceans series and pixar films.
I don’t...
whatever this is. →
“I could have met you in a sandbox. I could have passed you on the sidewalk. I...”
– Love song for no one - JM
Today I’m going to go and buy some new sheets and a set for the bed. I’m a grown up.
Or just desperate for a solid nights sleep and some reason think new stuff is the answer.
This!
Frou frou at the end of garden state is perfect.
Aslong as there are no posts above my most recent one on my dashboard, I’ll just hit edit and add whatever nonsense I feel like I need to get across. Because if no one has posted since, chances are no ones read mine and they’ll be none the wiser and just think I’m awesome and had some big train of though. Even when it may not be the case.
And if you have lurked and read a post...
Give it up for insomnia
I hired ‘inglorious basterds’ and watched it with my girlfraan. Then finihed watching ‘ray’ I love, love, love Ray charles’ music so I dug it. I watched half a while ago and got sidetracked and never saw the second half. Glad I got around to it. And now I’m watching ‘garden state’ because it’s absolutely in the same genre as brad Pitt killing...
I’m going to post periodically all day today so the Internet knows I’m still alive and kicking. I feel like i’m about to kick the bucket. Gah
Empire state of mind
There is nothing that jay-z does that you can’t label genius. The dude is unstoppable.
Recently
I’ve had an urge to go back to school. Uhhhhh
john mayer - no such thing
album: inside wants...
sleeptime
for you and me. halp!
List if things to do tonight at pals 21st
-look fly
-run the bar tab dry
-get my dance on
-challenge someone to dance off
-brag about my toy story collection
-try a pick up line on birthday boys mum
-get chased by birthday boys dad
-pretend to listen to someones drunken d&m
-pretend to like someone i use to go to school with
-call someone an idiot and blame someone else
-leave birthday
-spend hours outfront trying to say...
I had egg nog for the first time in my life about 10 minutes ago. Tasted good, man. I want to spend christmas in America one year. If not Christmas day, some of the Christmas period atleast.
Want want want.
“you’ze a bitch. i’m goin’ to jail anyway. you’ze still a...”
– some bitch on the t.v show COPS
i really, really, really
want a jar of pet fireflies/lightning bugs.
Californication
I’ve watched so much of this show lately. I didn’t pay much attention to it for the longest time - but then I actually gave it some time and now I love it.
That wise ass makes me want to move to l.a and be alright with just scraping by. Which I probably would be fine with.. But I’ve got high hopes and I needa figure out how to get there first
No shame
I’m just gonna say it tumblr, I’ve started peeing sitting down (on occasion, not all the time) just because I feel like I need to take a photo of me at the toilet.
I’m still unsure as to how I should feel about this.
Also, I made that photo post after checking Twitter. It took me less than 6 minutes. So I’m the winner.
I’ve actually ran out of witty things to say and can’t think of any punchlines.
I’m at the point where under the covers is too hot but too cold above. Sigh.
I listened to John Mayer in the shower tonight and discovered his music sounds (even) better while naked....
We're all pals here
So, for the rest of the time between now and when I get sleepy/the tylenol pm kicks in I’m going to make a commitment to tumblr In making a whole bunch of incoherrent posts - probably split into a few to make up for my lack of posts.
My girlfriend is asleep next to me, oblivious of my bright phone inches away from her noggin’ she murmered the words ‘open up’ and...
I wish
There was more then just the little heart on here to like things. I wish there were options, a thumbs up for stupid shit, a middle finger for severe disliking, a big ‘do not want’ stamp for stuff like my photos of on the potty.
I don’t know. The point is, I run out of options very quickly when I only have one to go with. I liked my pal Bailey’ tumblr post thing just...
November 2009
27 posts
Actually kinda thinking of starting a blog just of photos of me at/on a toilet everyday for a year
