January 2010
46 posts
If America Gave every terrorist a reese’s peanut buttercup I’m convinced there wouldn’t be a war. These things have magical powers
hey, my names david. 9 hours ago i was about to jump off a tall bridge after trying to change my theme on here. it reminded me why i dont miss the options that came with having a myspace page.
Also feeling lazy today. I tuned my guitar to drop d because the thought of using two more fingers than I have to seems too far fetched for a lazy Sunday.
I've decided;
Because of my choice to have red bull with breakfast, I’m going to post a whole bunch of stuff today. Starting with me trying to drink three litres of water today.
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So I’ve wanted to commit to being a full geek for a while now, get a pair of wireless headphones so I can play xbox/watch movies easier while my girlfriend sleeps but I could never justify spending the amount wireless headphones cost.
BUT!
I won at roulette at the casino a few nights ago so now I had money that I didn’t have to start with so I figured that’s where my money...
The joy of tumblr
I like that you can find an entire blog devoted to stuff you like. Aslong as you add ‘fuckyeah’ before what ever it is that you desire.
Thanks internet!
I hate that I’ve paid off all my debts. I never get any mail anymore.
where has tumblarity gone?!? how am i supposed to know when to post more so i can brag more etc?!?
to die would be an awfully big adventure
– P.P
5:00am
In this situation I’d usually say I’m not sure how I feel about this.
But right now I do, upset and frustrated that I’m not asleep. I will actually collapse of sleep deprivation tomorrow - hopefully at a point where I’m not driving. I can’t die yet - i still haven’t written atleast 365 entries to post automatically if I was to be dead.
I’ve posted more...
regardless of whether or not i wake up feeling like p diddy in the morning. i will not under any circumstances brush my teeth with a bottle of jack.
it’s hard to say that i’d rather stay awake when i’m asleep ‘cause everything is never as it seems
also
hiiiii my names david and im clogging up your dashboard (and now twitter, i guess)
really, really riveting internet.
ive actually sneezed atleast once every 20 minutes today since 1pm. sometimes more. so much that my nose bled. so much that i think ive emptied my booger making area of my nose for the rest of this entire year. so 2010 will now be booger free. i guess i cant complain
thisisshannon asked: gimme kitty v^_^v
Anonymous asked: y r u such a fag? ^______^
<3
(see you at SW)
<3
(see you at SW)
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Anonymous asked: I love you, do you love me too?
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id really like to write something interesting.. but i cant think of anything good andddd i cant stop sneezing. awesome.
lets plan ahead, life
i think if iever have a day where for some reason i feel like ill die soon - ill spend the remaining ‘alive’ days writing shit and queing it to post on tumblr like im not actually dead. like ive been stolen away by some guy for looking up too much UFO stuff on the internet and the only thing i have access to in my den that ill really live in forever will be a computer with tumblr. but...
Ryan Wodson
You are the wind beneath my wings, my friend.
If it exists - I want to move to ‘tree hill’ north carolina. Sooner rather than later
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Lately
I’ve been trying to become an ~adult. I’ve been trying to cook a whole bunch. I’m not good. But I haven’t given myself food poisoning yet so that’s promising. But I have made a whole lot of mess.
Do whatever you do with a formspring
www.formspring.me/whyimdavid
It’s okay internet, I’m not dead. I’ve been house sitting since last year (gedditgeddit) and now I’m back and even have 3g on my phone again an can now lurk you all and pretend like I know what’s happening and feel like Im part of all your shenanigans. I don’t know.