WHYimDAVID

don't you ever get lonely

List if things to do tonight at pals 21st

-look fly
-run the bar tab dry
-get my dance on
-challenge someone to dance off
-brag about my toy story collection
-try a pick up line on birthday boys mum
-get chased by birthday boys dad
-pretend to listen to someones drunken d&m
-pretend to like someone i use to go to school with
-call someone an idiot and blame someone else
-leave birthday
-spend hours outfront trying to say goodbye
-come up with another plan for afterwards
-find a taxi to take everyone there
-yell at people from taxi
-possibly run from said taxi
-brag about my toy story collection again
-call girlfriend
-tell her I like her just a little
-think of a new nickname for said girlfriend
-convince her I’ve been calling her it for months
-convince her she didn’t read my plan on tumblr
-say sorry and tell her she was right
-high five someone
-sleep

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