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don't you ever get lonely

baiboo:

“Since the Eiffel Tower was built, about 400 people have jumped off it, out of the 400 only two have survived, one man was blown into a rafter, and a woman landed on the roof of a car. After she recovered, she married the owner of the car.”

fair to say their relationship started with a bang then?! Har har har har har har